Thursday, May 25, 2006
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Myle (to Laura): You can't seduce me! I gave birth to you!!!
Sasha (to Myle): Can't we not be mother and son and just be man and woman for one moment of passion?
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Saturday, September 25, 2004
When a boy loves a man...
ChineseStrongman: the thing is
ChineseStrongman: he asked me that on aim already
actionjackson009: wow, he loves you herbert
actionjackson009: in the butt
ChineseStrongman: if he doesnt stop messaging me, i may start loving him in the butt
ChineseStrongman: a lot
that is quality stuff.
Friday, September 24, 2004
Ronald: Kevork every time you play my chips migrate over to your side of the table.
Get your sleep
Me: 4 of hearts, Post.
Post: That's a club.
Me: What time is it?
DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS
ChineseStrongman: well well well
ARMOg3ddon: WELL WELL WELL
ChineseStrongman: WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL
ARMOg3ddon: WHALE WHALE WHALE
ChineseStrongman: HARPOON HARPOON HARPOON
ARMOg3ddon: NEGRO NEGRO NEGROChineseStrongman: BADGER BADGER BADGER
ARMOg3ddon: GOPHER GOPHER GOPHER
ChineseStrongman: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ARMOg3ddon: JAIL TIME JAIL TIME
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: hi herbert
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: i want your supple titties in my watering mouth
ChineseStrongman: this is sam then
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: hebert, why won't you let me profess my undying gay porn love for you?
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: i just don't understand it
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: it's so natural
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: yet you reject me as if i were some dog infected with rabies
(yes it was sam)
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Friday, June 11, 2004