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Thursday, May 25, 2006
 
Bobby: You know when you're talking and you throw up a rabbit?

Wednesday, October 12, 2005
 
NYEHHHH

Myle (to Laura): You can't seduce me! I gave birth to you!!!

Sasha (to Myle): Can't we not be mother and son and just be man and woman for one moment of passion?

Wednesday, March 02, 2005
 
Jesse: I just tapped it and it went all over my hands.

Herbert

Wednesday, January 12, 2005
 
Rich (to Bazyl): Hey Bazyl, what're you working on?
Edwin P.: Ways to stay alone.


Saturday, September 25, 2004
 
When a boy loves a man...
ChineseStrongman: the thing is
ChineseStrongman: he asked me that on aim already
ChineseStrongman: twice.
actionjackson009: really?
ChineseStrongman: yea
actionjackson009: wow, he loves you herbert
actionjackson009: in the butt
ChineseStrongman: if he doesnt stop messaging me, i may start loving him in the butt
ChineseStrongman: a lot

that is quality stuff.
-Jackson


Friday, September 24, 2004
 
Catalina goodness
Ronald: Kevork every time you play my chips migrate over to your side of the table.

Get your sleep
Me: 4 of hearts, Post.
Post: That's a club.
Me: What time is it?

DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS
ChineseStrongman: well well well
ARMOg3ddon: WELL WELL WELL
ChineseStrongman: WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL
ARMOg3ddon: WHALE WHALE WHALE
ChineseStrongman: HARPOON HARPOON HARPOON
ARMOg3ddon: NEGRO NEGRO NEGROChineseStrongman: BADGER BADGER BADGER
ARMOg3ddon: GOPHER GOPHER GOPHER
ChineseStrongman: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ARMOg3ddon: JAIL TIME JAIL TIME

good times
-Herbert


Tuesday, August 24, 2004
 
Oh Baby
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: hi herbert
ChineseStrongman: sup
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: i want your supple titties in my watering mouth
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: delicious
ChineseStrongman: this is sam then
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: NEVARRRRRR
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: :-(
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: hebert, why won't you let me profess my undying gay porn love for you?
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: i just don't understand it
ChineseStrongman: ...
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: it's so natural
sLoLaZyAzNpsYcHo: yet you reject me as if i were some dog infected with rabies

(yes it was sam)
Herbert


Thursday, July 15, 2004
 
Bazyl: You know, I think I'm in the early stages of Mad Cow disease.
René: Good luck with that.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004
 
AER-I-ALS...IN THE SKY-OH

Kevork: Sometimes when I'm at home I jack off to this song.

-Herbert

Friday, June 11, 2004
 
Durrrr, seals can't walk

Frosty: So a baby seal walks into a club...

Herbert